![]() “In general though I’m feeling absolutely fine! Basically nothing wrong with me. But I’ve already appointed Michael Gove as the new Chief Mouser so there’ll be lots more to come! “Unfortunately the crates weren’t red so I did have to slaughter Larry the cat to get some paint. “Well, I immediately binned the contents – junk mail probably – and got to work on my brilliant British buses. Only this morning a shipment of crates arrived marked ‘Urgent: NHS Personal Protective Equipment.’ “And don’t worry – I’ve got loads of packing crates to use as building material. Look, I’ve even painted it on the side of my latest bus! oh, what the hell – we’ll definitely bring back people from the dead. We’ll probably even be able to bring some people back from the dead. ![]() “With all that extra cash the NHS will be so well resourced that the people of Britain will essentially be invincible. Just think what £350 million multiplied by lots and lots would be! It would be really loads wouldn’t it? On the side of each, I’ll promise £350 million to the NHS. “I shall make an entire army of red buses. Thud is Terry Pratchetts 34th Discworld novel, released in the United States of America on September 13 2005, the United Kingdom on October 1 2005, and may have been released before that date in other countries, such as Norway and Denmark. “I’ve had a jolly good think and I know exactly how I should be spending my time. “Don’t worry, I’m still able to lead the fight against Covid-19,” said the Prime Minister. By the end of the year, the non-native population of California was estimated at 100,000, (as compared with 20,000 at the end of 1848 and around 800 in March 1848). So far he has already used packing crates to make 100 red buses and plans to make thousands more over the coming days. The Prime Minister may be self-isolating but he’s still getting his priorities right and making loads of crappy wooden red buses.īoris Johnson is self-isolating after being diagnosed with coronavirus.
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